Witch Hunt by Oluwole Leigh

#beginningofsundayrant 

WITCH-HUNT 
On the 27th day of the month of Septembribus, I stood in the chambers of our lord and communed with manna that had descended from the heavens.


Ponmo: lord, why hast thou chosen me out of all my mates for consumption? You left Shaki, Abodi, Itan and Isan alone. Is this fair? 

MOG: My friend, Life is not fair. Verily, Verily I say unto you. Today, you will be with me in paradise (my stomach).

Ponmo: My lord, This is a witchhunt.

MOG: My Friend, this is lunch. I have gone to prepare a place for you so that where the fish is, there you may be also. SELAH 

#endofSundayrant

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